Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Jingle Bell Christmas (Uncle John's Bathroom Readers)

By Bathroom Readers' Institute

It’s commencing to glance much like Christmas, and Uncle John is again with a brand new compilation of Christmas prior and current. filled with as a lot enjoyable stuff as an elf’s Christmas stocking, this anthology contains all of the legends, lore, minutiae, and background Uncle John didn’t have room for within the first Christmas assortment. Highlights comprise why Figgy pudding used to be banned in Boston, the tale of snow globes, the Christmas pickle, undesirable Santas, and more!

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Cats are Weird and More Observations

By Jeffrey Brown

Cartoonist Jeffrey Brown's drawings completely catch the humor and quirkiness of cats in all their unusual and captivating glory. Following the luck of Cat Getting Out of a Bag, this all-new selection of colour and black-and-white comedian strips loosely follows the adventures of a couple of cats as they discover the area round them, interior and out. Adventures contain taking a sleep, licking a shoe, attacking airborne dirt and dust debris, hiding in cupboards, pouncing on fallen leaves, confronting the vacuum cleanser, patrolling the backyard, and purring up a stormall adorably rendered in Brown's fast and impossible to resist type. absolute to satisfaction somebody who lives with cats and appreciates their candy and batty habit, this fantastically packaged reward booklet is the cat's meow.

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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Holidays

By Joshua Piven, David Borgenicht

Turkey on fireplace? No plans for brand spanking new Year's Eve? Obnoxious family members headed your approach? The authors of the best-selling The Worst-Case state of affairs Survival Handbook are right here that will help you live to tell the tale the hazards of the vacation season, from Thanksgiving to New Year's Day. easy methods to rescue somebody caught in a chimney, live on the place of work vacation celebration, and break out a runaway parade balloon. Expertly take care of a meddling guardian, silence a gaggle of carolers, and deal with a tongue caught to a frozen pole. Illustrated, step by step directions advisor you thru those and dozens of alternative festive eventualities. With a precious appendix of vacation excuses, last-minute present rules, and inventive drink recipes for whilst the liquor runs out, this can be actually definitely the right present. sparkling silver conceal. matches all sized stockings.

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Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Nature Calls (Uncle John's Bathroom Readers)

By Bathroom Readers' Institute

It’s a wild international in the market, and the folk on the BRI are looking to discover it with you. From hornywinks to Dracula orchids, from alluvium to zymogen, Uncle John is embarking on a back-country safari to trace down the wackiest, most unearthly, silliest, and such a lot outstanding tales in regards to the flora and fauna. It’s 448 wild pages of significant outside evidence, unusual tales, superb technology, and enjoyable prices and quizzes. You’ll consider the clean mountain air energize you as you examine . . .

An ape that fries burgers and a lizard that performs video games
The explosive heritage of America’s inner most (and bluest) lake
The look for the mysterious rhinoceros dolphin
How to tell apart a mushroom from a toadstool
Cats vs. birds: the Feline-Avian War
A waterfall that turns toys to stone
The historical past of dirt
And a lot, a lot more!

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The Brandy of the Damned

Russell, Penny and may haven't noticeable one another for 20 years. Why, then, do they spend a month riding round the coast of england in a van refusing to hear tune? Why do they locate little blue bottles washing up at the shore containing pages from a destiny Bible? And why is Penny sporting this sort of large spade? humorous, impressive and good-hearted, The Brandy of the Damned is a dream-like brief novel that leaves the reader unusually grounded and which unearths various things at any time when it really is learn. it's the literary an identical of stepping off the trail and heading out into the woods, figuring out that if you cannot see what is forward you're by no means bored. The Brandy of the Damned is a surely unique tale informed by means of a special voice. It exists in a style of 1.

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Mr. Mulliner Speaking (Collector's Wodehouse)

By P. G. Wodehouse

[Read via Jonathan Cecil]

In the bar-parlor of the Angler's leisure, a bucolic English pub, Mr. Mulliner tells his awesome stories, preserving the assembled corporation of pints of stout and whiskies and splash within the palm of his expressive hand. the following you could observe what occurred to the fellow who gave up smoking, proportion a frisson while the butler offers whatever squishy on a silver salver (""Your serpent, Sir,"" stated the voice of Simmons), and event the dreadful unpleasantness at Bludleigh court docket. all through, the Mulliner extended family continues to be resourcefully in command within the such a lot outlandish occasions.

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Does God Get Diarrhea?: Flushing 4,000 Years Of Lies, Myths, And Fairy Tales Down The Toilet

By Odin Zeus McGaffer

In a global the place faith is commonly loose from ridicule, out comes a booklet that sincerely steps over the road and smashes the protecting veil that surrounds all the lies, myths, and fairy stories. McGaffer wastes no time in hammering faith with good judgment, crude humor, and blatant disrespect. Does God Get Diarrhea demonstrates the intense absurdity of Christianity via tearing aside the Bible's asinine claims, critiquing the miracles of Christ, and exposing God as a hateful, bloodthirsty, mass assassin. no longer for the faint of middle, this publication certainly does not beat round the burning bush in terms of tolerating barbaric beliefs and primitive construction theories. Does God Get Diarrhea offers what many non-believers were too nervous to assert for hundreds of thousands of years with an enormous twist of strong humor. The identify itself is sufficient to increase the eyebrows of even the main liberal minded contributors and is certain to offend virtually everybody. snort your approach via this e-book as you find the ugly truth of faith, the intense harm it has brought on to our society, and the awful destiny of a superstitious planet. caution: This booklet includes image content material, foul language, and cause. All of that are harmful in your wellbeing and fitness. "Disgusting...an illiberal and insensitive rant incorrect for anyone." - Reverend J.A. David, Pentecostal Minister "Pure dirt and bathroom humor. McGaffer has a whole loss of admire for religion." - Joseph F., Christian writer and Pastor "McGaffer may be first in line to have his head sliced off on Judgment Day, and that i cannot give some thought to an individual extra deserving." - Mark L., Christian Extremist "Horribly offensive...this publication could be banned from shelves." - Mary P., Sunday institution instructor

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I Lost My Mobile at the Mall: Teenager on the Edge of Technological Breakdown

By Wendy Harmer

Elly Pickering is dreading telling her mom and dad that is she's misplaced her cell phone - back - what with the worldwide monetary challenge and every little thing. yet wasting her cellular is simply the start. a chain of technological happenings and manipulations leads Elly to query her priorities, her friendships, and may, her very good - she proposal - boyfriend. Is she dealing with convinced social loss of life? Or can a technological breakdown occasionally be type of an excellent factor?

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Every Rose Has Its Thorn: The Rock 'n' Roll Field Guide to Guys

By Erin Bradley

Is there a cause a few women grew up worshipping The treatment whereas others have been scorching for Mötley Crüe? may perhaps your love of the Beastie Boys have whatever to do along with your present beau's dedication concerns? have you needed for the type of undying romantic knowledge that may simply come from years spent hearing David Bowie on your bed room?

ask yourself not more! EVERY ROSE HAS ITS THORN: A ROCK N ROLL box advisor TO GUYS is right here to assist (and/or reasonably entertain) you. choked with quizzes, precise existence stories, plenty of phrases, and illustrations in wonderful black and white, this e-book might help you higher determine and comprehend the rockstars and wanna- be's you will meet on romance's bumpy journey.

What type of guy . . .Owns a gorilla go well with, yet now not an interview go well with? makes use of a broomstick as a curtain rod and a T-shirt as a pillowcase but spends complete paychecks optimizing the gaming services of his machine? desires intercourse yet no longer up to he desires to watch grownup Swim?
See bankruptcy four.

What form of guy . . .Considers a automobile, a task, and a spot to dwell "nice to have" yet usually not obligatory? Has a existence tale that reads like a opposite Horatio Alger novel? Is self-proclaimed "lazy" approximately: brushing his tooth, returning monies borrowed, dressing open wounds?
See bankruptcy 1.

What type of guy . . .Can college you on advanced funding ideas yet retains sending you viruses on fb? Arrives at your 40's occasion in interval outfits with a martini shaker, rather than in an Adidas sweatsuit with a case of malt liquor? Has plenty of luggage yet very nice baggage?
See bankruptcy nine.

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