Between You & Me: Confessions of a Comma Queen

By Mary Norris

“Hilarious. . . . This booklet charmed my socks off.” ―Patricia O’Conner, New York instances e-book Review

Mary Norris has spent greater than 3 a long time in The New Yorker's replica division, holding its celebrated excessive criteria. Now she brings her huge event, solid cheer, and finely sharpened pencils to assist the remainder of us in a boisterous language ebook as vigorous because it is of useful advice.

Between You & Me positive aspects Norris's laugh-out-loud descriptions of a few of the most typical and vexing difficulties in spelling, punctuation, and usage―comma faults, danglers, "who" vs. "whom," "that" vs. "which," compound phrases, gender-neutral language―and her transparent motives of the way to address them. Down-to-earth and continually open-minded, she attracts on examples from Charles Dickens, Emily Dickinson, Henry James, and the Lord's Prayer, in addition to from The Honeymooners, The Simpsons, David Foster Wallace, and Gillian Flynn. She takes us to work out a duplicate of Noah Webster's groundbreaking Blue-Back Speller, on a quest to determine who positioned the hyphen in Moby-Dick, on a pilgrimage to the world's in basic terms pencil-sharpener museum, and contained in the hallowed halls of The New Yorker and her paintings with such celebrated writers as Pauline Kael, Philip Roth, and George Saunders.

Readers―and writers―will locate in Norris neither a scold nor a softie yet a smart and witty new buddy in love with language and alive to the glories of its use in the USA, even within the age of autocorrect and spell-check. As Norris writes, "The dictionary is a superb factor, yet you cannot enable it push you around."

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Joseph Dixon used to be the 1st to boost pencil automation. In 1872, the corporate used to be making 86,000 pencils an afternoon. ” one in all Mr. Dixon’s attributes was once “an enquiring brain . . . ever alert to grab ‘the chance provided through the recommendation of the instant. ’” this might account for the fashionable company’s a variety of opportunistic strains of pencils, together with Ticonderoga Breast melanoma know-how Pencils, Ticonderoga Pencils with Microban security (for writing in the course of flu season? ), Ticonderoga EnviroStiks (The Environmentally pleasant Pencil), made up of “reforested traditional wooden. ” I didn’t see any No. 1 pencils. perhaps that they had stopped generating them simply because there has been no call for for them anymore. I summoned the spirit of my mom and of disenchanted buyers in every single place, and wrote a letter to the CEO of Dixon Ticonderoga: Enclosed locate six dozen Dixon Ticonderoga No. 1 pencils sealed in plastic; seven never-sharpened No. 1s in a field; and a dozen used pencils in quite a few phases of breakdown. they're what stay of the cargo I got from a warehouse in New Jersey in December, 2009. it's been very problematical to house those pencils. I couldn’t aid utilizing them, hoping that the following one wouldn't be damaged within. i've got felt the purpose bend sooner than breaking and will even experience the lead wobbling contained in the shaft. Chunks of lead have got caught in my electrical pencil sharpener at paintings, and i've needed to throw the pencil sharpener away. handbook sharpeners have needed to be disassembled. As a part of my activity, I attend editorial conferences the place I act as a type of recording secretary, marking adjustments in pencil on web page proofs, and it isn't simply troublesome but in addition embarrassing while my pencil lead breaks in entrance of different humans. more often than not, writers of complaining letters are searhing for refunds or unfastened item. i used to be uncertain what i wished, however it was once no more faulty pencils. I had thrown in pencils that had damaged in midsentence. I acknowledged i used to be returning “the unused element” instead of placing them within the rubbish, simply because if somebody rescued them, as I had the No. 2 on Park road South, i'd be unleashing at the international an identical frustration that the pencils had prompted me. The gist of the letter used to be, easily, Take those pencils. nonetheless, i needed a few reaction, so I probed the explanations for the terrible caliber of the pencils: i might be fairly curious to understand what you think that occurred. used to be the graphite faulty? The workmanship? Or was once it the delivery that was once at fault? Did anyone drop them? the place have been they made? Do you've got quality controls? are you able to account for the discrepancy among those dead Dixon Ticonderogas and your company’s proud background and motto, “The better of Its Kind”? I didn’t have a lot wish for a reaction, so I scraped in addition to 4 eraserless pencils that I had got at an art-supply shop within the Village. yet sooner than lengthy a chum, looking on pencils. com, chanced on pencil corporation known as Cal Cedar had introduced again the Blackwing—black, with a particular flat eraser. Devotees of the Blackwing have been paying as much as 40 cash apiece for those pencils once they have been discontinued, in 1998.

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